Abuelas are to be treasured, respected and loved. They are certainly not to be effed with or brought to tears. So even though you might be a very modern mujer, here are a few things you don't ever want to say to your abuela– like ever.
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Walter Mercado is such a phony
Callate la boca. Don't you dare doubt Walter Mercado in front of your abuela!
That you are questioning the church and its practices
Go ahead and question all you want, but maybe do it out of nana's earshot.
Marriage isn't for me
Some things are just best left unsaid when it comes to your grandma.
I’m allergic to Vicks Vaporú
Seriously?! This will send abuela into a tailspin because what the heck is she gonna do the next time you get sick?
I'm going to McDonald's
Why don't you just go and spit in her frijoles already?
I don't have time to dry my hair before going out
It's like saying that you want to die.
Telenovelas are so fake
Come on! You know no one watches novelas for realism.
I threw away your plastic bags
All you see is a plastic bag, but abuela sees so many possibilites in that bag.
I'm thinking of going vegan
So you pretty much won't be able to eat anything she makes. Just go ahead and punch her in the gut.
I'm getting my tubes tied because I don't want kids
I suppose this would be okay to say if you've already had kids, but if you haven't, maybe you should just tie your tongue in a knot instead.