You have to find the humor in parenting or you are doomed. You can read all the books you want, get all the advice in the world, but until parenthood happens to you, you have no idea what you are getting into. It is a big beautiful mess full of mishaps, poop, and chaos. Here are 10 hilarious signs you are definitely a parent.
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Washable markers
You think the inventors of washable markers deserve a Nobel Peace Prize. No, really, they do!
Your Netflix queue
Your Netflix queue has nothing to do with what you actually like to watch.
Original artwork
Your home is covered in original artwork because you live with the artist(s) in residence.
Oh wow!
Your husband unknowningly walks around with an "Oh Wow!" sticker on his butt and you let him because it makes you laugh every time he walks by.
Baby poop yellow
You leave the house with a stain on your clothes the color which can only be described as baby poop yellow, you don't have time to go back and change because your kids already made you late, so you tell anyone that asks that it is a mustard stain.
Baby wipes
You wonder how you ever went through life without baby wipes. They are good for cleaning everything, even yourself when you don't get to take a shower.
Entertainment
An evening of live musical entertainment happens right in your own living room.
Sippy cup water bottle
Your water bottle looks a lot like a sippy cup because it is!
Remote control
You live in fear of losing your child's favorite toy: the remote control. You know that it has to be the real deal with batteries in it or your baby will throw a fit.
Toy box chaos
You consider this mess actually quite organized, at least for your kids.