I'm not gonna lie, this is a post I don't actually want to write because it's kind of mean to say that there are babies out there with names that suck, but there are. Please know I am not trying to be mean to the babies as it is not their fault that their parents gave them such truly odd names, but some of these names will leave you shaking your head, like what the funk were those parents thinking?!
What's even crazier to me is that every single one of the 10 worst baby names that I am going to share to you was given to at least five children. So that means there is no just one child out there burdened with a cray-cray name, but at least five!
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The information comes from the Social Security Administration. Because of privacy concerns they don't publish names that were given to less than five children for whatever year is being reported. These names that I'm about to share with you come from last year, 2013.
And now without further ado, here are the 10 worst baby names of all time:
Girls:
1. Trejure (I'm assuming this is an riff on the word "treasure," but why?)
2. Ransom (Noooo! Just, NO!)
3. Gunner (This one I could get used to.)
4. Icy (This is just cold.)
5. Kouture (Uh-uh, not fancy at all.)
Boys:
1. Albino (Again, WHY?)
2. Craven (Craven means cowardly. That's a bummer.)
3. Furious (Seems to me like you are setting the kid up to have a bad temper.)
4. Angeljesus (That is too much to put on a kid.)
5. Anass (There is going to be a lot of schoolyard teasing with a name like this and I'm so not trying to be an ass about it.)
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