We all know breastmilk is a superfood for babies, but this couple has taken their love for the golden supply way too far–especially because it doesn't involve an infant. Jennifer Mulford announced to the world that she quit her job to focus on breastfeeding her boyfriend, Brad Leeson. I wonder what that resignation email was like. Better yet, I wonder how she'll ever be hired again after all of the details she shared! Meet the Atlanta couple for yourself.
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The 36-year-old woman shared her disturbing news on social media and spoke to The Sun about her decision. Let me just say that TMI is an understatement.
Mulford explained that while she was single, she bumped into a fetish site covering adult breastfeeding relationships. She told The Sun, "When I read about the pure joy it brought others, I was desperate to seek out a partner to share an emotional bond with."
Well, Mulford succeeded and found herself a bodybuilder that craves her leche. They ended up "dry feeding" every two hours to trick her body into thinking she's pregnant. Oh, fun fact–this woman has never had kids. "When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people, I was envious," she added. Really, lady? Then have a baby!
Listen, what two people decide to do in their bedroom is none of my business, but Mulford dragged us all in her room to judge. I think her novio has a major Oedipus complex, which concentrates on "a child or adult's desire to have sexual relations with the parent of the opposite sex." That means that there's major drama and weirdness ahead for their crazy love connection.
On top of that, breastfeeding shouldn't be sexualized more than it is already. Women can't breastfeed in public without getting judgmental stares, but this woman can talk about breastfeeding her boyfriend and it's all just considered a big joke. No, thank you.
Image via Jennifer D. Mulford/Facebook