Has the holiday stress gotten to you? If it has, let's take a laughter break to help it go away; if it hasn't, let's take a laughter break to prevent it from building up. As we do our best to come up with the perfect gifts for everyone, let's take a moment to ponder what we as Latina moms do NOT want this Christmas. Oh and if you are not a Latina mom and you are reading this, then you should note that these are the 10 most offensive things you can give a Latina mom.
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1. A single chancla with a note that reads, "Your kids are out of control. You know what to do with this!" Sheesh, at least give her the whole pair so that she can wear your insult.
2. A subscription to Alejandro Chabán's Yes You Can Diet Plan. Indirecta much?
3. A ceramic sculpture of a lazy Mexican in a sombrero sleeping on a cactus. That's not comfortable, why would a lazy person of any nationality want to sleep on a cactus?
4. A USB drive with the best of Rudy Mancuso and LeJuanJames, Latino Viners who achieved internet fame by making fun of their mothers. No, GRACIAS!
5. Chonies with the Virgen of Guadalupe on them. Totally sacrilegious!
6. A cookbook from her home country. If she's Peruvian, maybe don't give her a Peruvian cookbook. Just sayin'!
7. A scale and a faja. That's just mean!
8. The cheapest Tequila you can find. If you are going to give someone Tequila, don't go for the stuff that gringo frat boys drink when they are in Tijuana being rowdy.
9. The nude Kim Kardashian piñata. She doesn't want to have to explain the pompis on that thing to her kids.
10. Cleaning supplies of any kind.
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