Hey chica, how them chichis hangin'? Could they use a hand? I ask because Japanese "Boob Goddess," Takiko Shindo, has come out with the Oppai Taisou Hand, a pink hand shaped breast rake modeled after her own hand. This contraption is supposed to be some kind of miracle boob massager. Shindo created it because she is a midwife who has years of experience working with breastfeeding moms that were experiencing boob issues. She developed a type of breast massage exercise technique called Oppai Taisou*,* but since she's only got two hands, she can't get to every boob that needs it, hence her creation.
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According to Shindo, the use of this simple looking plastic hand can help increase your breast size by about three centimeters, help ease sore shoulders, help with menopause symptoms, menstrual cramps, plus it helps make your skin more beautiful and even has anti-aging effects. Phew that's a whole lot of claims to be makin', but Shindo is the one and only Boob Goddess.
Shindo claims that the reason the Oppai Taisou Hand works wonders on breasts is that ligaments in the breasts don't move enough and fats in the breast end up moving up against chest muscles making boobs look saggy and such. This plastic hand thing is supposed to shake things up and put everything back where it belongs.
I'll be honest, I'm not convinced that this thing works the way that Shindo says it does, but it can't hurt. Also, you probably do get more blood flow going to your breasts while massaging them and shaking them around so maybe that's why it helps your chichis look bigger and perkier.
If you don't want to pony up for the device, I'm sure you could find an eager and willing volunteer to massage your boobies. He may not be the Boob Goddess, but I'm sure he'll make up for what he lacks in experience with enthusiasm.
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