I'm SO tired of seeing celebs walk the red carpet without underwear on. Paris Hilton recently went commando for her 33rd birthday party at West Hollywood's Greystone Manor on Saturday night. The loca showed up in a hot pink Alon Livne dress, which featured a thigh-high slit that revealed everything from her booty to her va-jay-jay. I mean, if she was planning on putting it all out there, she should have at least had a wax job!
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Let's face it–Paris isn't the brightest crayon in the box. Anyone with half a brain would know that a dress that cuts up that high is going to show a lot more than just some leg. But then again, maybe her plan was to flash photographers with a full frontal view of her vagina. Tell me that doesn't sound like something Paris would do?
Based on what she told Us Weekly it sounds like she was satisfied with her look. "This was one of the couture gowns [from the runway], and I said, 'I have to wear that for my birthday it's like the perfect Barbie princess dress,' " she said. Um I have yet to see a Barbie princess dress that shows her hoo-ha.
But Paris loved her hideous pink dress so much she even gave Livne a shout out on Instagram, raving that he's "such a talented & creative designer." I don't doubt that he is, but this dress is just ridiculous.
As for Paris' vag, does anyone else think it looks like she had a 5 o'clock shadow going on down there? All that darkness looks like ingrown hairs to me. Seriously, if you have the balls to rock a dress like this, then bear the pain that comes with getting a Brazilian wax!
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