Babies are pretty clueless to the fact that they've inspired a countless amount of wacky products and toys. We, on the other hand, get to reap the benefits. From newborns to tiny tots, no little one is free from being subjected to these inappropriate items. I can't imagine what throwback Thursday photos will look like for this generation! The products are pretty crazy, but also hilarious. Wait until you see some of these. Oh the joy!
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Baby Q Ribs Teether
Babies have more creative toys to sink their teeth into when they're teething. The company Little Toddler makes silicone teething toys shaped like ribs, chicken nuggets and even bacon. Way to get babies excited about their meals in the future! $9.99, Amazon
Baby Bangs Hair Collection
Thinking about giving your baby a makeover? Give it a new head of hair with these baby toupees that come in a range of styles and colors. Baby bed hair will never look the same way again. $29.95, Baby-bangs.com
Beba Bean Pee-pee Teepee
We've all been sprayed while changing a diaper. The company Beba Bean designed just the thing to avoid those urine sprays. They came up with a cotton tent that goes over the baby's junk. What pissers! $10.99, Amazon
Heelarious Baby High Heels
Their name says it all! Babies could start breaking into their first pair of heels early. They're designed for babies 0 to 6 months and they're not intended for walking. Duh! $30, Heelarious.com
Babymop
There's no better way of multitasking and scarring your child emotionally in the future. The Babymop is intended for your baby to clean the dust and grit off your floors while they crawl. It's high rated so this may be the next big thing since the Swiffer! $44.95, Amazon
Mr. Milker
I never thought I would live to see the day a man could breast feed. I was wrong. Great Inventions came up with a vest that allows for men to hook on the bottles and share your lactation joy with the baby. This should be a new baby shower must-have. $39, GreatInventions.com
Billy Bob Grillz Pacifier
Celebrate your wannabe little gangster by slapping some fake grillz on them. I'm sure parents get a ton of laughs when taking this one outside for a stroll. $6.99, Amazon
Baby Butt Fan
I can't believe there is a purpose for such a thing! The baby butt fan is meant to treat and relieve diaper rash. I guess a regular fan or fresh air just doesn't cut it! Even if it's a gag gift (possibly), this fan is multi-purpose! InfantBreeze.com
Baby-kini
You could never be too young to rock a tiny bikini. At least that's what the makers of Baby-Kini want you to believe! $31, Baby-Kini
Baby Dumbbells
Blasting baby fat? These baby dumbbells promise to make your baby "cut and lean." What a way to scar your baby and give them body issues in the future. $9.95, Gadgetsandgear.com
