Life's unpredictable. Perhaps that's why so many of us enjoy reading our horoscopes. Especially Latinos. I know my family and I weren't the only ones gathered around the television, waiting for Walter Mercado to tell us about ourselves. You were doing the same thing! Admit it. It's fine. The truth is, most of us take comfort in the belief that our horoscopes may be able to clue us in to how we should approach life, love and especially parenthood, because lord knows that last one doesn't come with an instruction manual!
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Even if you don't believe in all that astrological locura, I'm sure you can admit that you're a bit curious about what kind of parent you'll be. And since there's no real way to know until you're knee-deep in diapers, you might as well have fun and check out these fun "mommyscopes," courtesy of Momstrology. Hey, you never know what you might learn about yourself.
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You’re a no-nonsense kind of mom, able to stop a child from whining with a single look. As a result, your children grow up to be structured, discipline and supremely successful. And, yeah, you’ll take the credit. You can't help it!
Famous Aries Mamis: Alessandra Ambrosio, Mariah Carey, and Roselyn Sanchez
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Predictable and reliable, your children can always count on you. You’re the ultimate ride-or-die mami. All you ask for in return from your children is that they be there for one another, and make the most of your time together as a family.
Famous Taurus Mami: Jessica Alba
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
A child at heart yourself, you can relate to your children’s wide-eyed curiosity and playfulness. But that doesn’t mean you tolerate immaturity and ignorance. Gemini mamis enjoy taking their children on educational trips, where they can learn through play and discovery.
Famous Gemini Mami: Adriana Lima
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You were born to be a mother. A natural nurturer, you have a genuine interest in everything your children do, no matter how small or mundane they may be; they never seem that way to you. You love nothing more than doting on your children and providing them with a happy and healthy home.
Famous Cancer Mami: Sofia Vergara
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You’re more than just a parent to your children. You’re their most enthusiastic playmate, as well as their biggest fan. You take care to document everything from their first feeding to their first period and beyond. One could even say you’re obsessed with your kids. But who cares? Your constant cariño and attention will no doubt help them grow up to become well-rounded and accomplished individuals.
Famous Leo mami: Jennifer Lopez
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You tend the set the bar high for your children, but only because you want the best for them. Your entire family runs on a schedule, and nothing passes your kids’ lips without your approval. But to be fair, you hold yourself to the same standards, even when it means keeping yourself on a strict regiment and frugal budget.
Famous Virgo Mami: Salma Hayek
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
The ultimate peacekeeper, you try your best to resolve conflict, often helping your kids see one another’s point of view. And when it comes to treating your kids to something nice, you go over and beyond, treating them to decadent treats and fabulous outings. Lucky them.
Famous Libra Mami: Ninel Conde
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You’re not passive about anything. You know what you want and how you want it, and that often means you have high expectations of your children. But you're no ice queen. You just want what's best for your family. Honestly, there's nothing in this world you'd rather do than curl up on the couch with your kids and watch movies all day … but only after they've finished their chores.
Famous Scorpio Mami: Dania Ramirez
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Free spirited and fun, you love introducing your children to new and exciting experiences. Your optimism inspires your children to try new things, and your open-mindedness encourages them to come to you, even when they've made a mistake.
Famous Sagittarius Mami: Christina Aguilera
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
You work hard for your family, and but you don't mind. Family-oriented Capricorns will bust their butts to provide their children with everything from a good role model to a stable home. All you ask for in return is that your children follow your lead.
Famous Capricorn Mami: Camila Alves
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You're a live-and-let-live kind of momma. You encourage your children to explore and pursue different passions, even if they differ from your own. Because of your free-spirited personality, your teens will feel like they can come to you about anything, which may or may not get awkward at some point. Only time will tell.
Famous Aquarius Mami: Shakira
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Dreamy and poetic, Pisces parents often encourage their children to really use their imagination and explore new things. In fact, you often lead by example, venturing into new and weird phases that may or may not embarrass your children. But, hey, they’ll accept you as you are, because you've done the same for them.
Famous Pisces Mami: Eva Mendes