SEE: These topless bridal dresses are DISGUSTING

I'm all for showing a little cleavage from time to time, but the bridal gowns at the Kauffeld & Jahn Couture Mercedes-Benz Berlin Fashion Week show in Germany made Jennifer Lopez's infamous Versace number look modest. I'm not talking deep plunges and side boob–more like full frontal nudity everywhere! Only place I could imagine a bride actually being able to wear dresses like these is at strip club!

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The Kauffeld & Jahn Couture show in Berlin took the sheer trend to a whole different level. Models walked down the runway in long gowns that featured a completely transparent top that clearly showed all boob–nips and all! In fact, after browsing through the pics, I'm not sure if I was looking at a runway show or a strip show. Seriously, who would actually buy these pieces? Might as well walk down the aisle topless with a white tulle skirt. Like, what's the difference?

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The models looked pretty comfortable and confident with their boobies all on display. Even though I'm convinced they were feeling a little cold that day …  if you catch my drift. Sad thing is, these designers aren't as crazy as you'd think. Want to get people raving about your show? Throw some topless models in there. Like it or not, it's bound to get people talking. I'm actually surprised they didn't have girls strutting down in nothing but white, lacy thongs. Maybe that's on their agenda for next season?

You could offer me one of these dresses for free and I still wouldn't wear it–outside of my apartment anyway. Call me old fashioned, but I still believe in leaving a little something to the imagination.

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