I swear guys can't handle squat. In fact, one loser who can't seem to get over his exes so he created a collection of women's shoes, 12 shoes for 12 Lovers inspired by 12 women he used to date. For each of __Sebastin Errazuriz'__s (aka the ultra sensitive guy) beautiful high-heels comes a brief anecdote about the girl who inspired it. But I must warn you, as pretty as these shoes are some of the description behind them are NOT. Like "Gold Digger" Alison, the shoes you see here. Oh god! This dude needs to get a life and move on!
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If you check this crazy artist's website, you'll see he also features nude images of these 12 women. Their faces aren't shown but who cares? You see EVERYTHING else from their boobs to their vaginas! Worst part is this fool even admits that he didn't even get permission to use these images in the promotion of his artwork. Can we say lawsuit? If I were one of these women I'd sue the crap out of him for this. He's probably making so much money out of this silly exhibit, might as well. Even the stories themselves are annoying. All he does is brag about how great the sex with these women were but whines about everything else. Real creative. Check out the shoes and lame stories yourself below! FYI: We didn't include the nude photos of these poor chicas but if you're really interested they're all on his site, 12shoesfor12lovers.com.
Image via 12shoesfor12lovers.com
"The Rock" Alice
"Alice knew we would be together long before I ever did. She also knew we would eventually break up although I always wanted to believe otherwise. None of us knew it would be so much shorter. I loved her so much. Always will."
"The Ghost" Valentina
"Valentina apparently loved the way her hair looked after sex so she continued to visit me that summer. I never knew from where she came or where she had to go after … I loved her a little."
"The Boss" Rachel
"She was a hardcore feminist, but in bed she would pretend to be a little girl and volunteer giving me stripteases or want me to spank her. The next day if I would bring her flowers she could give me an hour long speech about how macho it was to buy flowers to a girl. You never knew what to expect."
"The Virgin" Anna
"Last I heard of her Francisco told me she was considering becoming an Opus Dein nun … I'm sure I sucked; but a nun? That's a bit drastic."
"Hot B****" Caroline
"I was a junky hooked on Caroline. She was hooked on attention. As far as I know, Caroline cheated on me and every other guy she was ever with. Women called her THE HOT B****."
