These oddly-shaped fruits & veggies give new meaning to “You are what you eat” (PHOTOS)

Have you ever been flashed by a strawberry or romanced by a potato? No, I have not lost my mind, I am earnestly asking you because nature is a trip and sometimes likes to play little jokes on us. Just ask Carole Collen who grew a strawberry that resembles a penis in her Dartford, England garden.

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The mother of two said, "It immediately reminded me of a man's bits and I just had to take a photo." She was not however impressed by its size as it is quite small. Ha!

Of course after seeing the penis-shaped strawberry I went on a hunt for other oddly shaped produce and below you will can see some of the weird shaped produce I found. I'm not sure I would want to put any of it in my mouth.

Image via Kent Online

Have a heart

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Alameda County Community Food Bank/Flickr

I think I would have a hard time cutting into a potato that looked like a heart. Wouldn't you?

It's a boy!

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nodigio/Flickr

Now, all three of these carrots are strange, but I'm pretty sure the one in the middle is a boy because it seems to be anatomically correct.

Is it human?

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gwen/Flickr

I think that strawberry looks part human. It's got a head and two arms!

Well, hello...

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Zane Selvans/Flickr

I think this tomato is really happy to see you, if you know what I mean?!

Heads or tails?

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hunter.gatherer/Flickr<

I can't tell if this is two apples joined at the head or apples impersonating someone's butt.

Oh my!

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Derek E-Jay/Flickr

This plum bum just makes me blush!