So did you hear the one about the lady who got kicked off the plane for singing a Whitney Houston song? Oh yeah, apparently she wouldn't stop and an emergency landing had to be made.
The performance happened on an American Airlines flight from Los Angeles to New York. When the woman refused to stop singing "I Will Always Love You," an emergency stop was made in Kansas where she continued to serenade her captive audience while being cuffed and escorted off the plane.
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Thanks to the stealth video skills of another passenger we can all enjoy a bit of her spectacle.
I'm sure that listening to that woman sing nonstop was not pleasant, but it's not even the worst behavior I've seen on planes. Some people just don't seem to know that there are do's and don'ts when flying.
I've put together seven annoying things that you can do on a plane, that way if you are ever tempted to do any of them, you will no that you most definitely should not. No excuses.
Paint your nails
Honestly, what's the matter with you? Did you not notice that you are in a confined space? Why would you want to stink up the place with your nail polish fumes? You may as well give yourself a perm.
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Leaning over a stranger to look out the window
Respect the little bit of personal space that people have on a plane. Don't make crammed quarters worse.
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Clipping your toenails
You know that when you clip your nails, they go flying all over the place. Do you really want to put someone's eye out with that nastiness?
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Non-stop talking
It's great that you can talk to anyone, but maybe not everyone wants to listen to you talk. Just because you have a captive audience doesn't mean you should take advantage. Give the poor person next to you a rest.
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Snoring on plane
Snoring on a plane is annoying because it means that you are actually sleeping and it just pisses off those of us who can't sleep on planes. Whatever, enjoy your sleep while I listen to the dulcet tones of your snoring.
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Having a medical emergency
You do realize that an airplane is not the best place to get medical attention, right?
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Getting mad at people for traveling with kids
Yeah right, like your parents never took you out of the house? Get over it. Kids are allowed to travel. You might not like it, but don't fuchi-face them the whole trip.
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