Halloween mayhem is just around the corner, which means we can overdose on sweets and celebrate los locos who come out to play. Blame it on the sugar high or the full moon, but there's a little more, let's say, creativity in the air. Here are fifteen inappropriate kid costumes that will make you laugh, scream and cry.
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–With additional reporting by Claudya Martinez
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Chucky
No matter how much we love classic Chucky movies, there's just something really wrong, freaky and inappropriate about dressing your toddler up like a killer doll. Eek!
Struck by lightning
This is a way to get everyone talking in the neighborhood. A costume showcasing your child getting struck by lightning is creative, but also really, really strange.
Hooters girl
This baby Hooters costume is the perfect example of what not to dress up your daughter in as a toddler. You really have to have a sense of humor for this one!
Homeless
Now dressing up your baby like a homeless person is downright mean. I doubt this baby will ever forgive his parents for this when he gets older.
Fried chicken
It's one thing to love fried chicken and another thing to dress your kid up like one. At least they look happy about it!
Inmate
Even if your little one is a troublemaker at home, getting a baby inmate costume is a terrible idea. Ay Dios.
Pimp
Your baby may be big pimpin' like Jay-Z, which is why a costume like this one exists. I would be lying if I didn't admit that this one is kind of adorable.
Marijuana
Even if this kid is the cutest marijuana plant ever, it's a terrible choice for a Halloween costume.
Toilet
This is funny, but I wouldn't want to inadvertently give anyone the idea that it is okay to dump on my kid.
Smokes
I'm all for family unity and stuff, but this is just not right.
Single smoke
In case your child is not big enough to be a whole pack of smokes, you could have them be a cigarette. Okay, I know this one is bad, but it's so freakin' cute!
Mr. T
Now, I'm a big fan of babies and a big fan of Mr. T, but this is too weird. I both worried about the baby's face being covered like that and also kind of offeneded because it reminds me of blackface.
Major Flirt
Really, should we be celebrating such young girl's ability to flirt? And if so, I wonder if she can give me some tips.
Gangster
I'll admit the kid looks dapper in the suit and hat, but should we really be promoting gun violence. As far as I know gangsters don't use weapons to go hunting for animals in the woods.
