Ever since celebrities started naming their kids Apple and Coco, people have been inspired to get very creative when selecting their baby names. One popular trend is to use adjectives that parents feel represent their little one. The issue? There are bad baby names everywhere and these innocent creatures have no say in it! Check out ten crazy words being used as baby names. This. Needs. To. Stop. Now.
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Awesome
Now, I know we all think our kids are awesome, but this is taking our obsession to a whole new level. Besides, what if they really don't turn out that awesome in the future? Just sayin'.
Belleza
The name, which means beauty, is listed on Nameberry with a double z. Now, I know we want our niñas to be beautiful, but taking it literally is a bit much!
Captain
We get it. You want your son to be a winner, a boss, but naming him captain will do a disservice to humanity. I'm warning you!
Golden
We all remember the Eddie Murphy movie The Golden Child, but that shouldn't excuse this from being used as a baby name. Just don't do it.
Handsome
When people say, 'Hey, Handsome get over here,' it won't be in a flirty way. Now doesn't that make you sad?
Lacrosse
Parents that went with this name must be fans of the sport. It doesn't mean it's right, though.
Magic
Magic is listed as a boy or girl name. It may be unisex, but I think it's best if it isn't used at all. What's magical is the level of cheesiness.
Rage
I get it. You want your baby to be badass. Naming him Rage is taking it to an extreme that's unforgivable.
Remedy
Yes, we love natural remedies. They are life changing, but that doesn't mean you name your kid remedio. Sorry, no.
Winner
Yes, your baby is probably winning at life–for now. That doesn't mean that you get to name him Winner. Sorry.
