Kids say the craziest things sometimes! Their comments often range from hilarious to totally bizarre and it's impossible to predict what is going to come out of their mouth next. That's why I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I read some of the super scary comments parents shared in response to one Reddit user's question: "What is the most disturbing thing your kid has said when talking about their 'imaginary friend'?"
The inquiry, posted by a new mom, has garnered thousands of responses … and while many are pretty funny, some of them are downright frightening! Check out a few of the best answers below:
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"When my daughter was three she had an imaginary friend named Kelly who lived in her closet. Kelly sat in a little rocking chair while she slept, played with her, etc. Typical imaginary friend shit. Anyway, fast forward two years later, the wife and I are watching the new Amityville (the one with Ryan Renolds) and our daughter walks out right when dead girl goes all black eyed. Far from being disturbed she said 'That looks like Kelly.' 'Kelly who?' we say. 'You know the dead girl that lived in my closet.' " –BrownXCoat
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"My little brother's imaginary friend, Roger, lived under our coffee table. Roger had a wife and 9 kids. Roger and his family lived peacefully alongside us for three years. One day, my little brother announced that Roger wouldn't be around anymore, since he shot and killed him and his whole family. I don't know if he remembers any of this, but his genuine lack of remorse was very disturbing." –-ritzcharlatan
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"About a year ago, my 4-year-old niece started talking to her imaginary friend Michael Jackson. He was with us all the time…tea parties and over our phone conversations. It was always hilarious to see a strangers reaction when she would yell in the store 'Michael Jackson is calling!' as she would whip out her play phone. He has since been replaced by Prince Eric." –saidthegirl
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"Talking to a 6-year-old boy in my placement classroom, who is working on his schoolwork and talking to something/someone that is by his side, but there's nothing there. Boy: 'Stop it, stop it, I'm trying to do work!' Me: '_____, what's going on?' Boy says in a deep, dark, forceful whisper: '…..I've been having these fantasies for fifteen years, and I'm sick of it!' " —young-blood
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"I asked my 6-year-old son what he was doing and he said, 'Playing with Greg' (the name of his imaginary friend). Then when I asked him "What are you guys doing?' My son responded back with, 'Making babies!' Note: My son has no idea." —WeKnowNot
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"When my boy was 4, his imaginary friend would sit in the corner of the room when you switched off the lights and light the room with red glowing eyes, apparently." —silverballer
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"When my kid was 4, we were watching a docu on the Titanic. The scene was a picture of the schematics of the boiler room and the camera panned from left to right over the plans. He pointed at the TV and said, 'That's wrong. The boilers were on the other side. And I was right here.' And he pointed to a small space in the boiler room. 'That's where I was. And that's why I don't like water now.' " —cosmicpube
EEK! How creepy are these?!
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