I get up at an obscenely early hour every single day. It's awful, especially since I have never considered myself a morning person. Now way, José–not me! I would sleep in until noon every blessed day if I could, and I did for many years, but then I decided to have kids and the fruit of my loins have forced me to change my sleep routine. I now wake up in the wee hours of the morning, but __I'm NOT a morning perso__n and I never will be.
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What about you, my dear? Do you recognize any of these 5 signs that you are not a morning person?
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Alarms
One alarm is no match for you in the mornings. You set multiple alarms.
Morning workout
Your morning workout consists of hitting snooze repeatedly. That's all the cardio you can handle that early.
Coffee
Your 2-year-old can make an impressive cup of joe! Don't feel guilty, the world needs more baristas.
Black out curtains
You go the extra mile to try to trick your kids into sleeping a little longer by keeping their rooms as dark as possible.
Bed head
When you do finally get out of bed, it's too late to get ready, so you just rock the bed head all day.
