Have you ever been flashed by a strawberry or romanced by a potato? No, I have not lost my mind, I am earnestly asking you because nature is a trip and sometimes likes to play little jokes on us. Just ask Carole Collen who grew a strawberry that resembles a penis in her Dartford, England garden.
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The mother of two said, "It immediately reminded me of a man's bits and I just had to take a photo." She was not however impressed by its size as it is quite small. Ha!
Of course after seeing the penis-shaped strawberry I went on a hunt for other oddly shaped produce and below you will can see some of the weird shaped produce I found. I'm not sure I would want to put any of it in my mouth.
Image via Kent Online
Have a heart
I think I would have a hard time cutting into a potato that looked like a heart. Wouldn't you?
It's a boy!
Now, all three of these carrots are strange, but I'm pretty sure the one in the middle is a boy because it seems to be anatomically correct.
Is it human?
I think that strawberry looks part human. It's got a head and two arms!
Well, hello...
I think this tomato is really happy to see you, if you know what I mean?!
Heads or tails?
I can't tell if this is two apples joined at the head or apples impersonating someone's butt.
Oh my!
This plum bum just makes me blush!