Do you want to know what's even more disgusting than the new liquor that's supposedly poured over a hot girl's boobs before it is bottled? Beer that's made out of Rocky Mountain oysters. Never heard of that? Well, "Rocky Mountain oysters" is apparently another name for bull testicles. That's right, a brewery in Denver is actually coming out with a beer that's made with BULL BALLS! Can we all just vomit right now?
Okay, so the Wynkoop Brewing Company isn't so crazy after all. It all actually started as an April Fool's joke, when they released a fake ad for a new ale that would be made with the bull's nether regions. The one caveat, though, is that people actually got EXCITED about the new brew.
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Well, when there's a will, there's a way, and so the beer company responded by actually making what their fans were demanding: a beer they're calling Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout, which has been concocted by "mixing 25 pounds of bull testicle into barrels of beer mash", according to MSN Now.
I guess I can understand that the beer was only invented thanks to the demand. In the original comic video below, the company talks about how they were inspired by Colorado's tradition of serving up fried bull testicles that resulted in a "luscious, creamy stout". Although I admit the video made me giggle and I can appreciate their ingenuity in actually making a beer out of the Rocky Mountain oysters when they saw that people really wanted it but, in the long run, I think this one's going on my list of Things I Never Want To Try. Ever!
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