Ever wanted to own any of Kim Kardashian's old, used hand-me-downs? Well, here's your chance. The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star announced on Monday that she will be auctioning several select items from her personal wardrobe on eBay, with a percentage of the proceeds going to California Community Church. Pretty neat, huh? Well, not really. While some of the items up for sale are to die for–like little Nori's wittle baby clothes–others are straight up gross!
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Among Kim's wardrobe booty (Get it? Ha!) are several items that have, at some point, collected sweat from any number of Kim's intimate crevices. ¡Ay, qué asco! Now, I know these things have been dry cleaned or whatever, but still! This is disgusting. I'm all for shopping for a cause, but there are certain things that you just don't put up for sale, namely these seven gross used items.
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American Apparel Pink Thong Onesie Sz S
I don't care how famous her booty is, you can't pay me enough to touch anything that's been all up in it. Ewww!
Ballini Black Sports Bra
Wouldn't it make more sense to buy and wear a sports bra that hasn't been pre-abused by Kim's big boobies?
Balini Purple Stretchy Leggings
Four words: Crotch sweat. No thanks!
Black Rubber Flip Flops
Toe jam is toe jam, no matter whose feet it comes off of.
Gray Stretchy Loose-Fit Shorts
Loose, my behind! Curvy chicas know the deal: Short shorts, no matter how loose or tight they are, always have a way of working their way into your most intimate crevices.
Adidas Black V-Neck Stretch Tee
To be honest, I'm not sure Kim actually wore this; it's too covered up. But just in case she has, I think I'll pass. Used gym clothes should never be handed down.
Product of Privilege Gray 'Can't Be Bothered' Sweatshirt
My thoughts exactly! I can't even be bothered with this auction.