Just when I thought I've seen every ridiculous sexy Halloween costume out there, online retailer Yandy went ahead and debuted their Disney's Frozen-inspired sexy Halloween costume line. Of course they tightened and shortened the movie's heroine's dresses, but that's to be expected in this day and age. What I didn't expect to see was a sexy version of Olaf the snowman. He's a SNOWMAN, for crying out loud. There can't possibly be a market for sexy snowman costumes, right?
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Wrong! There's a market for sexy anything costumes. Nothing's off limits. Just about everything from beloved cartoon characters to food items have been given a sexy Halloween makeover, and the results are pretty ridiculous.
I'm sure there's a crazy Halloween costume designer somewhere out there dreaming up a way to make foot cream into a sexy costume, but until that's a thing, these 10 costumes will reign supreme as the most ridiculous sexy costumes out there, to date!
Image via Yandy.com
Funny Snowman
Whoever wears this out will surely be frozen by the end of the night.
Wood chipper
I'm not sure what's more disturbing here: the fact that she's a sexy version of something that's meant to destroy wood (ahem!), or that she has a beaver on her beaver. It's a toss up.
Red jumping plumber
Mamma mia! This is horrible! Let's just say this is proof that Halloween costumes are going down the toilet.
Sexy lobster
I think I'm allergic to shellfish costumes. This costume is making me break out in hives. Toss it back!
Sexy pizza
On the plus side, she can use the crust as a pillow as she snoozes on the cab ride back home. On the downside, it's a sexy pizza costume.
Sexy fortune cookie
Because stereotypes are….sexy? I don't think so.
Cookie thief monster
C is for creepy, and creepy ain’t for me!
Sexy taco
I can just imagine the lame pickup lines this will inspire. And the little drizzles of sour cream dripping out the side won't help.
Hot and spicy salsa
I get that hot sauce is spicy, but is it sexy? I don't think so.
Two-eyed master's helper
Nothing says sexy like wearing a disembodied minion’s head. But nonetheless, I'm sure this two-eyed master's helper will get a lot of attention from a few one-eyed monsters.
