Someone please get Kim Kardashian a new stylist–and quick! The reality star attended the opening of her new DASH boutique in Miami on Wednesday and looked all kinds of crazy. She's clearly a big fan of crop tops paired with pencil skirts, but this number really wasn't cutting it. I don't even know how to describe that terrible chain mail that made her look like a knight in shining armor. I mean really, what was she thinking?
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I'm all for the new crop top paired with a pencil skirt look (heck, I've tried it myself), but I swear that's all Kim wears these days. Honestly, does she own a full shirt? And I wish I could say that was the only thing wrong with her figure-hugging combination but that's only the beginning.
My goodness, where do I begin? Well for starters, what the heck was up with the metallic chain mail? This isn't Medieval times! All she was missing was a sword and armor! Plus, there's no way she was comfortable.
Not only was her outfit tacky but also incredibly revealing. You could totally see her black bra and (big faja-looking) panties through it. I really don't get the look she was going for. It wasn't chic and it wasn't even figure-flattering. It was just one big ol' mess! Where does she find all these REALLY bad clothes? I blame Kanye!
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