6 Useless products for your butt that you'll never need

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I'm all for push-up bras, but I'm not too sure how I feel about Spanx's new Trust Your Thinstincts Booty Bra. And no girl, the name is not a marketing gimmick. This shapewear piece literally boosts up your butt just like a bra does for your boobs. And I don't care what they say, this thing doesn't look comfortable at all. It's basically a high-waisted panty that sucks in your stomach and features expandable fabrics in the back that makes your butt cheeks look perkier and more separated (whatever that means). A faja is one thing, but this butt bra seems completely unnecessary. Who would actually wear this? I know I won't!

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Seriously, how is the Trust Your Thinstincts Booty Bra any better than a padded panty? And unless you plan on wearing the same undies every day, expect to pay the big bucks. This thing retails at $58 per panty. If you think that's ridiculous, wait til you see all the other ridiculous butt products out there!

Image via Spanx.com

Butt panty liners

Did you know there's a panty liner out now JUST for your butt? Say what? Yup, and it's called the Butterfly, designed to provide you with protection from ABL (accidental bowel leakage), you know for anyone who actually has that problem. I mean this has to be better than wearing undies filled with skid marks, right?

Butt powder

Why should deodorant and powder just be limited to your armpits, when your butt sweats too? The Anti Monkey Butt Powder ($6) helps absorb sweat, minimizes discomfort, and keeps your booty fresh and dry all day. But you could probably use regular powder there, no need for a specialized booty one!

Butt spray

Apparently models and pageant queens use Firm Grip Anti-Slip Spray ($15) to help keep their swimsuit bottoms in place. In other words, it works like a wedgie-proof butt spray. Weird right?