Is it me or are Halloween costumes getting more and more ridiculous with every passing year? It seems like there's an outfit for absolutely EVERYTHING these days– even for stuff that I've never even thought of getting dressed up as, like a bathtub!
But what truly tips these costumes from kind of funny into just plain absurd? The fact that all of them, even those designed to portray an inanimate object, now come in a so-called "sexy" version.
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I'm well aware that there's no escaping the typical sexy animal, cop, superhero, etc … but you know things have gone too far when there's such a thing as a "Sexy Pizza" costume. Yup, you read that right. A sexy pizza! How in the world can be pizza be sexy? Extra cheese? Thin-sliced crust? I don't get it!
Well, according to Yandy.com (the site that sells this costume), it involves a tight, short fitting dress with a weird collar attached at the back, meant to signify the crust. Ah, of course. Why didn't I think of that?
Oh, and that's not all. There's plenty more ridiculous "sexiness" where that came from. Check out the pizza outfit and some of our other favorite–and by favorite, I mean so bizarre you can't help but laugh–costumes below:
Sexy Pizza
What did I tell ya? Personally I appreciate the green peppers on this sexy pizza costume, but I prefer no olives.
Sexy Corn on the Cob
This is REAL. I can't make this stuff up.
Sexy Squid
I don't know what screams "sexy" more–the tentacles coming out of her skirt, the pointy octopus hat, or those knee-high furry magenta boots. P.S.: Since when do squids have fur?
Sexy French Fries
This one comes complete with a warning label on the too-short skirt–"HOT FRIES."
Sexy Bathtub
The practically transparent skirt with the fish print is interesting, but what really makes this costume? The showerhead choker!
Sexy Unicorn
Again with the boots! How do you even walk in those things?
