Lolita Richi is the latest loca who claims to be "human Barbie." Like Valeria Lukyanova, she's also from Ukraine and takes the same kind of creepy pictures too. So what sets this girl apart from all the other crazy women out there inspiring to resemble a child's play thing? According to Lolita, she was born this way. Wait … what?
Sorry, but I'm never going to understand the whole look-like-Barbie trend.
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There's a lot of "human Barbies" out in the world, but Lolita is convinced she's the best one yet. Why? Well according to her, she just naturally looks like this. Unlike her competitors, she hasn't had help from surgery, dieting or even Photoshop. Riiiighht!
"I think I've achieved this image better than anyone else," she told reporter Pesala Bandara. "I'm the ultimate vamp woman. I haven't heard of Valeria Lukyanova." Sure, like I'm actually going to believe that one. Crazy thing is, Valeria is only 16 years old. The kid is still in high school for crying out loud. Shouldn't she be focusing on homework or something?
Look at a picture of Lolita and there's no way in hell you'd believe she hasn't had plastic surgery. Her waist is only 20 inches wide and her face looks as plastic as they come, if they came this plastic anyway. So how would you explain her freakish look? Here's Lolita's breakdown:
I had great features to start with and I just improved on them. My big breasts are natural although I something wear a push-up bra to enhance them. I have a gorgeous figure so I don't even have to diet. I just eat whatever's available in the fridge whether that's sausages or fruit. I started wearing affordable contact lenses and make-up. My mother used to be an actress so I borrow her wigs. I feel comfortable and confident in my appearance. There are many women who want to look like this.
That all sounds like a bunch of BS to me. There's nothing natural about this teen's appearance. And she's right, she does make the best "human Barbie" so far. But believe me–that's NOT something to be proud of.
And if you don't believe me that there are WAY too many crazy Barbies (and Kens!) out there, check out nine other crazy real-life Barbie wannabes!
Images via Lolita Richi/Facebook
Valeria Lukyanova
The Ukranian model turned internet sensation is probably one of the most famous human Barbie yet. Not only is she obsessed with looking like a plastic doll but she also doesn't eat and believes she's an alien from another planet. Can we say crazy?
Blondie Bennett
Blondie has spent around $41,645 just on boob jobs, bringing her bust to a size 32JJ. She's so obsessed with maintaining her Barbie-like appearance that she gets hypnotherapy sessions once a week because she wants to be "brainless" just like her idol. I wish I was joking.
India Buchan
This grandmother spent $41,000 in plastic surgery to make herself look like a Barbie doll. She likes to call herself the "plastic b*tch." Hey she said it–not me!
Dakota Rose
Dakota Rose, also known as Kota Koti by her Japanese fans, is a wannabe Barbie and popular YouTube beauty blogger. She looks more like an anime character than Barbie to me!
Alina Kovalesvskaya
Human Barbie Alina Kovalevskaya is apparently a former friend of Valeria Lukyanova. I say former because now they're rivals (of course). "I have certain misunderstandings with her after which we ceased to communicate," she said in an interview. "I realized she is not a person with whom I would like to talk to or even be friends." It looks like the Barbie competition took a toll on their friendship.
Ainsley Rodriguez
I guess all the human Barbies come from Valeria Lukyanova's inner circle because , Ainsley Rodriguez is one of her good friends. She's basically the brunette version.
Justin Jedica
Oh, don't think this phenomenon applies to just women. Justin Jedica prides himself in looking like a real-life Ken. He's had more plastic surgery than he could even count. Perfect match for Valeria? Nope, they met and didn't exactly hit it off!
Celso Santebanes
The 20-year-old Brazilian model has spent around $50,000 on plastic surgery just to look like Human Ken. That's insane!
Vanilla Chamu
Vanilla is a young Japanese woman who has undergone a series of plastic surgeries that have cost her close to $102,000 just to look like a Barbie doll. If you saw a before picture you'd hardly recognize her!
