Chalk this one under worst fashion designs ever. The Colombian women's cycling team debuted their uniforms and if you didn't look closely enough you'd think they were half-nude! The design features the team's red, white, and yellow colors along the top half of the body as well as their thighs, but then their abs and crotch are in a plain nude color. Can you imagine being a spectator and watching this zip past you? You'd think for sure that woman left her shorts at home! Wait until you see the uniforms for yourself.
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The Colombian women's cycling team has been causing quite the buzz since unveiling their startling new uniforms that make it look like the six of them when out for Brazilian waxes and wanted to put their goodies on display. The uniforms highlight each player's crotch by giving the illusion of nudity along their lower torso. It's hilarious when you look at the photo of the team because they're all smiling and seem blissfully unaware of the fashion blunder going on down there. It's like a real life version of The Emperor's New Clothes!
While I get that proper crotch design matters when you're on a bicycle for hours, why on earth would you design a uniform to make it seem like these women are naked? Oh, wait, let me guess: men. I bet there were a few horndogs behind this one and they knew exactly what they were doing. Don't tell me that no one raised an eyebrow long before these crazy outfits made it onto the players' bodies and decided to give it the go-ahead anyway. And why didn't these ladies protest against the new outfits? There's no way I'd let my face be photographed while wearing one of these! Then again, they could all be in on it, having a grand laugh watching the rest of the world getting flustered, and totally milking the attention they're receiving ahead of this week's race in Italy. And who knows? Maybe there's a version for the men's cycling team in the works.
If these uniforms are made available to the public, I can totally see it becoming the hottest Halloween costume this year.
Image via Twitter/ÚltimoKilómetro
