I knew once news broke that Eva Mendes was carrying Ryan Gosling's baby that it would send women everywhere into a frenzy. Some people gave them well wishes, while others who thought Ryan would be the future father of their children, were–for lack of a better word–pissed.
While these ladies were bugging out over the man of their dreams being snatched away from them, poor Eva was trying to avoid paparazzi. Wait till you see the hilarious picture of her trying to hide that bump!
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I'm sure Eva knew that once this news hit that they would be stalking her. In fact, one photographer snapped pictures of her wearing a questionably baggy dress (hiding a 7-month-old belly, perhaps?) and trying her utmost best to block her alleged baby bump with bags and scarves and pretty much anything else she could find within sight. Girl, could you make it any more obvious?!
If I was pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby I'd proudly show it off no matter how many haters I had as a result of it. Some of the most hilarious reactions from Ryan's devoted fans are hard to even take seriously. For example, on Twitter, one girl wrote, "Stress ate in anticipation of @RyanGosling baby confirmation. Donuts, Starbucks, Lean Cuisine, soul food, mini pizzas & popcorn. DONT CARE!" Another diehard Ryan fan, who was praying for him and ex Rachel McAdams to get back together, was completely heartbroken. She said, "I am distressed. Ryan gosling and Eva Mendes are having a baby, she's 7 months pregnant. It's supposed to be Rachel McAdams."
And my personal favorite tweet: "If Eva Mendes really is having baby with Ryan Gosling then I wish the world was flat so I could jump off the edge."
Does it make me a horrible person that seeing these girls lose it has made me laugh so much? It goes to show you how much society gets caught up with celebrities that they act like they know them. Ladies, it's not the end of the world. There are other unattainable heartthrobs for you out there and there will continue to be more. As for Eva, if this baby news is true, she should be able to rock her bump proudly like the rest of pregnant Hollywood.
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