Kim Kardashian is pregnant again. You heard it here first. Prepare yourself for the demise of the belfies and prepare for the bumpfies. While the whole world is in an tizzy about Kim and Kanye gracing the cover of Vogue this month (which I totally don't get. It's a fashion magazine and these two are fashion icons who look amazing), no one was paying attention. It's the old obvious is oblivious strategy. Kim and Kanye are hiding a baby bump beneath those perfect, strategically placed hands of theirs. Did no one notice the damn pregnancy glow?
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The entire shoot was photos of Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and baby North in various states of wedded and family bliss. It's so obvious that this was Kimye's big announcement to the world and no one picked up on all of the subtle clues; the glowing skin, hands on belly, the gazes that linger just a bit longer than needed. It's so obvious.
Baby North is so beautiful and things really seem to be going almost fairytale-like for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. I, personally, think that their Vogue cover is beautiful, almost ethereal. They look happy and beautiful and maybe that is the real problem. People are just plain jealous of this celebrity power couple. They've got it all: beauty, fame, wealth, fame, fashion and now, not one perfect, beautiful baby, but TWO more on the way.
It's still really early in the pregnancy so there's no word as to what sex the newest additions might be but we will keep you posted. Personally, I'd like to see two more girls. Can you imagine a miniature version of the Kardashians, a la preschoolers? How entertaining could that be?
I am so excited for the happy couple and I can't wait to keep you posted on Kimye baby watch 2014! This is incredible.
Oh yeah and by the way, Happy April Fools Day!
Image via Vogue
