When you apply to jobs, you focus mainly on making your resume look impressive. You should also try to come across in your cover letter as confident and capable, but not cocky (pun intended), right?
Well, a 25-year-old Texas man took it a step further by submitting a picture of his penis to a job agency in Texas. As you can imagine, it wasn't quite as well-received as he thought it would be.
Then again, you have to give him credit for really getting their attention…
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The Dallas man (who still hasn't been identified, get on that internet!) sent his resume via e-mail to Texas Workforce Solutions in hopes of landing employment through the agency. I'm assuming the man figured that sex sells, which is why in addition to his application, he added an attachment that read MYDONG.jpg.
Needless to say, the people over at Texas Workforce Solutions weren't too pleased to receive an uninvited penis pic and reported it to police. For all they know the image could have been proof of one of his special skills! Professional penis picture taking is now a thing—isn't it? It seems to be ALL the rage these days.
So did this overachiever get the job? Nope, instead he was ticketed with a class C misdemeanor for "obscene display or distribution." Sounds like it's back to the drawing board for this guy! Maybe if he had submitted a more impressive package (hahahaha!), the person on the receiving end would have been more sympathetic.
Gentlemen, let this be a lesson to all of you: Pictures of your penis should NEVER be shared unless explicitly asked for! You probably should try to refrain from submitting them along with your resume too…just sayin'
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