I love it, I love it, I love it. Another reason to love BIG BUTTS ladies! The next time you put on a pair of jeans and ask anyone, "Do these jeans make by butt look big?", you better hope the answer is yes because big butts–aside from being money makers for the likes of Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian–are like wearing a big ol' sign on your body that says, "I'm smart, yo!" This isn't even new news, studies have been telling us for awhile now that big tushies are a good thing. I just didn't know that big butts make you smarter, too.
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Like if you gain weight on your butt and thighs it's WAY better for you than if you gain weight in your belly area. You've heard that, right?
In addition to helping you fill out a pair of jeans nicely, a big butt also helps you make the world a smarter place in a couple of ways. To begin with, a big butt requires excess Omega 3 fats, which means your brain is getting some good nourishment, smarty pants. Also, if you choose to breed, children of women with big butts are smarter than kids of ladies with no curves and a small booty. It's true, I know because my mom has a big butt and I'm hecka smart. Just ask my husband, he'll totally agree as soon as he gets his hands off my big ass. You see, he fell in love with me because of my intelligence.
I have a bit of advice for those who like to ogle ladies with big butts. The next time you are checking out someone's big butt you can say, "Damn, she's smart!" Everyone will just think you are a lover of intellect and not just your average perv.
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