If you haven't already heard of the Honest Toddler account on Twitter, I'm here to tell you to check it out because it's absolutely HILARIOUS! Speaking from the perspective and in the language of a toddler (but presumably written by an adult), the profile reveals the unfiltered thoughts and concerns that run though a young child's mind. The writer tweets everything from anecdotes about parents to wise "toddler tips"…and all of them are pretty much guaranteed to have you laughing.
One comical example? "Daddy thinks if he puts my handprints on a piece of paper he doesn't have to buy mommy a real Mother's Day gift. Tomorrow should be funny." See, I told you it was comical!
And I'm not the only one who thiinks so–the account has gained over 34,000 followers on Twitter! Check out some more of the funniest tweets from the mind of Honest Toddler:
Image via Honest Toddler/twitter
Honest Toddler
Friendly persuasion?
Honest Toddler
Facebook: leading to the mortification of babies everywhere since 2004.
Honest Toddler
I swear I'm a grown-up so just #leavemealone.
Honest Toddler
Fame got to her head!
Honest Toddler
I think this goes for toddlers AND adults.
Honest Toddler
This is where the toddlers go: "Mooooooooom!"
Honest Toddler
Oh…is that not acceptable?
Honest Toddler
The truest words that have ever been written! (Cut to the 100 photos of me as a kid standing in a refrigerator box).
Honest Toddler
Woops! Once again: Mooooooom!
